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Mia

Late 20s. Norwegian. English major. Teacher. Fangirl.
Sep 20 '14

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

(Source: alex1406)

Sep 20 '14
"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

(Source: swarthyvillain)

Sep 19 '14
emilysidhe:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

That’s so sweet!

emilysidhe:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

That’s so sweet!

Sep 19 '14

" Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the ‘n’ and ‘d’ in ‘husband.’ " x

(Source: imsirius)

Sep 17 '14

clearbrightlight:

greeneyedfeelsmonster:

so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend

He would begin most lectures by yelling the word “Hweat,” which was old-English shorthand for “Listen up folks, I’m about to tell an epic story, so gather around the fire with me and listen to me recite,” or like their version of “Once upon a time…” but because next to none of his students spoke Old English they all thought he was just yelling “Quiet!”

(Source: actually-an-octopus)

Sep 17 '14
Sep 17 '14

Harry had never believed he would meet a boy he hated more than Dudley, but that was before he met Draco Malfoy.

(Source: sextective)

Sep 17 '14
Sep 17 '14

(Source: afakepsychic)

Sep 15 '14

(Source: carpepineapples)